Half a million people have seen me naked.

(Thanks to the Twitch moderator known as Uncleswagg.)

Uncleswagg becomes acquainted with me by following me on Twitch in May of 2012.

Twitch has quickly become a household name after its acquisition by Amazon. You can watch strangers livestream just about anything these days, working out, body painting; you can even tune in and watch someone else eating. The sky’s the limit when it comes to the live, relatable entertainment you can find on Twitch. Twitch’s broadcasts…